The Guardian rightly pulled the Joey Barton competition. Barton was sent home from City’s preseason tour (which was funny), but after the Gallery was subject was announced, Barton’s brother was linked with the fatal attack on Anthony Walker (which wasn’t). So, given that there weren’t as many laffs to be had, the subject was changed. Still, here’s my effort.

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